Iowa Gurl Rock

Song: Iowa Gurl Rock

Album: Fast Times At Trillmont High

Artist: Toussaint Morrison

Written by Toussaint Morrison

Released June 18, 2013

ref: http://toussaintmorrison.bandcamp.com/track/iowa-gurl-rock

You wanna finish what you started

You came to the right place

Them girls that you came with, you might have to part with

Dependin’ how this thing shakes.

Wawautosa, Kenosha

Oconomowoc is in the house

And a few other cities

With indigenous names I can’t even pronounce

We ‘bout to set this right without a front-yard fist fight

And get right down to business, everybody just sit tight

We ‘bout to set the record for all time

And Badger these Hawkeyes

It’s got my blood already rushin’ like five Advil

Steppin’ in our house actin’ like the mayor of Niceville

Treatin’ me like I’m Ralph, but I’m trill

And we’re movin’ more booze than Clydesdales

That dude pukin’ in the bathroom- that’s your team.

You flyin’ with the Dactyls now. No mercy.

Superman, you ain’t even third string,

Plus you up against some Frank-Miller Bruce Waynes.

Now, you could play it cray or you could go and play it tame

Play it how you wanna, this is the M-K

Easy. The good land with bad reason

We livin’ the dream and might let y’all lease it

Before the situation blew up the spot

Gavels dropped, and the volume got turnt up

I said, “What’s the leg that you got up on us?”

He said, “Oh, you didn’t know. Iowa gurls rock.”

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Chorus

The dude abides

The dude abides

Ames done proved me wrong, gurl

Cos you do it right.

The dude abides

The dude abides

Honestly, I ain’t a fan of your team,

But I like your side

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With so much drama in the M-K-E

It’s kinda hard bein’ K-I-D

Fresh, young and black in a city full of crooked police

Trillmont, the school that grew from the street

Just understand the swimmin’ pool that you jumpin’ in, cousin

And I go hard in the mufuckin’ chlorine

Milwaukee homefield, this ain’t your cornfield

You’re in the house of Jack Daniels and protein

Hold the whole wheat, you don’t get a mock trial

For the quiz bowl clutch, fifty meter freestyle

Wild Dactyls. Peace to Rock Rapids,

But round here, we hunt lions for breakfast.

I’ll give you this though, I didn’t see it comin’

But them women that you brought are hotter than a stolen Hummer

In the summer, carryin’ three keys padlocked.

Break me off a piece of that Iowa Gurl Rock.

Chorus

GameTime Mahoney, homie- what’s up, brah.

South Dakota dude, but I still rep Iowa

Tri-State Fly, haters always gonna hate.

So, why resort to violence, when we can keg race

And what’s this talk about the women that we’re with

Kid Fresh- bro, there’s no room for misogynists

My friends are visitors, be a righteous host

Get your team, pump the tap, and come at me bro

GameTime, we make it swing like a Golden Axe

Trillmont, flannels off, morals rolled back

No need for instagram when you got Adobe swag

Unify the party- ch’yeah, that’s totally rad

Legislative power to the people

Can’t trust cops, they shoot more than the streets do

The only time is party time- we’re declarin’ it

Now, get in this rotation and smoke this D’Squarius

Chorus