ref: http://toussaintmorrison.bandcamp.com/track/iowa-gurl-rock
You wanna finish what you started
You came to the right place
Them girls that you came with, you might have to part
with
Dependin’ how this thing shakes.
Wawautosa, Kenosha
Oconomowoc is in the house
And a few other cities
With indigenous names I can’t even pronounce
We ‘bout to set this right without a front-yard fist
fight
And get right down to business, everybody just sit tight
We ‘bout to set the record for all time
And Badger these Hawkeyes
It’s got my blood already rushin’ like five Advil
Steppin’ in our house actin’ like the mayor of Niceville
Treatin’ me like I’m Ralph, but I’m trill
And we’re movin’ more booze than Clydesdales
That dude pukin’ in the bathroom- that’s your team.
You flyin’ with the Dactyls now. No mercy.
Superman, you ain’t even third string,
Plus you up against some Frank-Miller Bruce Waynes.
Now, you could play it cray or you could go and play it
tame
Play it how you wanna, this is the M-K
Easy. The good land with bad reason
We livin’ the dream and might let y’all lease it
Before the situation blew up the spot
Gavels dropped, and the volume got turnt up
I said, “What’s the leg that you got up on us?”
He said, “Oh, you didn’t know. Iowa gurls rock.”
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Chorus
The dude abides
The dude abides
Ames done proved me wrong, gurl
Cos you do it right.
The dude abides
The dude abides
Honestly, I ain’t a fan of your team,
But I like your side
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With so much drama in the M-K-E
It’s kinda hard bein’ K-I-D
Fresh, young and black in a city full of crooked police
Trillmont, the school that grew from the street
Just understand the swimmin’ pool that you jumpin’ in,
cousin
And I go hard in the mufuckin’ chlorine
Milwaukee homefield, this ain’t your cornfield
You’re in the house of Jack Daniels and protein
Hold the whole wheat, you don’t get a mock trial
For the quiz bowl clutch, fifty meter freestyle
Wild Dactyls. Peace to Rock Rapids,
But round here, we hunt lions for breakfast.
I’ll give you this though, I didn’t see it comin’
But them women that you brought are hotter than a stolen
Hummer
In the summer, carryin’ three keys padlocked.
Break me off a piece of that Iowa Gurl Rock.
Chorus
GameTime Mahoney, homie- what’s up, brah.
South Dakota dude, but I still rep Iowa
Tri-State Fly, haters always gonna hate.
So, why resort to violence, when we can keg race
And what’s this talk about the women that we’re with
Kid Fresh- bro, there’s no room for misogynists
My friends are visitors, be a righteous host
Get your team, pump the tap, and come at me bro
GameTime, we make it swing like a Golden Axe
Trillmont, flannels off, morals rolled back
No need for instagram when you got Adobe swag
Unify the party- ch’yeah, that’s totally rad
Legislative power to the people
Can’t trust cops, they shoot more than the streets do
The only time is party time- we’re declarin’ it
Now, get in this rotation and smoke this D’Squarius
Chorus
